| | Chuck Norris jokes |  |
|
+3Baldguy71 atyre5 IA Harvey Dent 7 posters |
|
| Author | Message |
|---|
Keith Deitz
Rank 25 : Starfox
Posts : 1074
Bolt Points : 6760
Reputation : 14
Join date : 2009-06-13
Age : 34
Location : Denton, Texas
 |  Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes  Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:22 pm | |
| Chuck Norris...That is all I have to say! | |
|
 | |
Baldguy71
Rank 15 : Colin Moriarty
Posts : 248
Bolt Points : 5726
Reputation : 8
Join date : 2009-06-11
Age : 53
Location : Upstate NY
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:45 am | |
| There is no theory of evolution - just a list of creatures Chuck Norris let live. | |
|
| | |
atyre5
Rank 20 : Toad
Posts : 571
Bolt Points : 6004
Reputation : 3
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 28
Location : North Central West Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:49 pm | |
| - Keith Deitz wrote:
- Chuck Norris...That is all I have to say!
GOOD ONE!!! WOOOHOOOO!!!!! | |
|
| | |
IA Harvey Dent
Rank 19 : Wedge
Posts : 458
Bolt Points : 5847
Reputation : 4
Join date : 2009-07-18
Age : 30
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:25 pm | |
| Chuck Norris doesnt have to work out his beard does it for him. | |
|
| | |
Baldguy71
Rank 15 : Colin Moriarty
Posts : 248
Bolt Points : 5726
Reputation : 8
Join date : 2009-06-11
Age : 53
Location : Upstate NY
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:38 pm | |
| Chuck Norris' hand is the only had that beats a royal flush | |
|
| | |
Teri Lea
Rank 5 : Sack Boy
Posts : 47
Bolt Points : 5485
Reputation : 2
Join date : 2009-06-13
Age : 30
Location : Texas
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:28 pm | |
| Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. | |
|
| | |
atyre5
Rank 20 : Toad
Posts : 571
Bolt Points : 6004
Reputation : 3
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 28
Location : North Central West Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:10 am | |
| - IA Harvey Dent wrote:
- Chuck Norris doesnt have to work out his beard does it for him.
That doesn't make any sense...even for a joke. lol | |
|
| | |
Baldguy71
Rank 15 : Colin Moriarty
Posts : 248
Bolt Points : 5726
Reputation : 8
Join date : 2009-06-11
Age : 53
Location : Upstate NY
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:03 am | |
| When there is a fire - you stop , drop & roll
When there's a Chuck Norris, you stop, drop & DIE !!! | |
|
| | |
Baldguy71
Rank 15 : Colin Moriarty
Posts : 248
Bolt Points : 5726
Reputation : 8
Join date : 2009-06-11
Age : 53
Location : Upstate NY
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:04 am | |
| Chuck Norris CAN unscramble an egg !!! | |
|
| | |
Teri Lea
Rank 5 : Sack Boy
Posts : 47
Bolt Points : 5485
Reputation : 2
Join date : 2009-06-13
Age : 30
Location : Texas
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:21 pm | |
| YOU can't touch MC Hammer.
But Chuck Norris can. | |
|
| | |
atyre5
Rank 20 : Toad
Posts : 571
Bolt Points : 6004
Reputation : 3
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 28
Location : North Central West Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:52 am | |
| Chuck Norris had a paper route when he was younger...there were no survivors. | |
|
| | |
Admin
Rank 25 : Starfox
Posts : 1081
Bolt Points : 6918
Reputation : 10
Join date : 2009-06-08
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:04 pm | |
| - Teri Lea wrote:
- Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
is that guy alright? lol | |
|
| | |
Baldguy71
Rank 15 : Colin Moriarty
Posts : 248
Bolt Points : 5726
Reputation : 8
Join date : 2009-06-11
Age : 53
Location : Upstate NY
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:59 am | |
| Chuck Norris is the only one who could put Humpty Dumpty together again | |
|
| | |
atyre5
Rank 20 : Toad
Posts : 571
Bolt Points : 6004
Reputation : 3
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 28
Location : North Central West Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:49 pm | |
| If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, he has more than you. | |
|
| | |
Keith Deitz
Rank 25 : Starfox
Posts : 1074
Bolt Points : 6760
Reputation : 14
Join date : 2009-06-13
Age : 34
Location : Denton, Texas
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:49 pm | |
| - atyre5 wrote:
- If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, he has more than you.
| |
|
| | |
atyre5
Rank 20 : Toad
Posts : 571
Bolt Points : 6004
Reputation : 3
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 28
Location : North Central West Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:31 am | |
| - Keith Deitz wrote:
- atyre5 wrote:
- If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, he has more than you.
Thats cute, | |
|
| | |
Keith Deitz
Rank 25 : Starfox
Posts : 1074
Bolt Points : 6760
Reputation : 14
Join date : 2009-06-13
Age : 34
Location : Denton, Texas
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:55 pm | |
| lol. You know it is funny. | |
|
| | |
Admin
Rank 25 : Starfox
Posts : 1081
Bolt Points : 6918
Reputation : 10
Join date : 2009-06-08
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:59 am | |
| that image is BAM! Really funny! | |
|
| | |
atyre5
Rank 20 : Toad
Posts : 571
Bolt Points : 6004
Reputation : 3
Join date : 2009-06-29
Age : 28
Location : North Central West Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:16 pm | |
| | |
|
| | |
Admin
Rank 25 : Starfox
Posts : 1081
Bolt Points : 6918
Reputation : 10
Join date : 2009-06-08
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:45 pm | |
| whats the diff. between kinda funny and funny? | |
|
| | |
Sponsored content
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes | |
| |
|
| | |
| | Chuck Norris jokes | |
|
