Chuck Norris jokes

Subject: Chuck Norris jokes Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:23 pm

This thread is devoted to telling the life long stories of Chuck THE Norris
I will start it out. Did you know Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:32 pm

Balls to the wall applies to Chuck Norris in anything smaller than an Aircraft Hanger.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:00 pm

There is no 'CTRL' button on Chuck Norris' keyboard - he is always in control!!!

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Fri Jul 31, 2009 3:05 pm

When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror it breaks cause the mirror is not dumb enough to cme between chuck norris and chuck norris.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:36 pm

Giraffes aren't real, Chuck Norris just upper cutted a horse.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:22 pm

atyre5 wrote:: Giraffes aren't real, Chuck Norris just upper cutted a horse.

I actually laughed at this one.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Sat Aug 01, 2009 8:34 am

Keith Deitz wrote:

atyre5 wrote:: Giraffes aren't real, Chuck Norris just upper cutted a horse.

I actually laughed at this one.

I didn't think anyone would, its an old one. Like Baldguy old.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:44 pm

atyre5 wrote:

Keith Deitz wrote:

atyre5 wrote:: Giraffes aren't real, Chuck Norris just upper cutted a horse.

I actually laughed at this one.

I didn't think anyone would, its an old one. Like Baldguy old.

Are you making fun of one of your member, Baldguy?

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Sat Aug 01, 2009 3:29 pm

Keith Deitz wrote:

atyre5 wrote:

Keith Deitz wrote:

atyre5 wrote:: Giraffes aren't real, Chuck Norris just upper cutted a horse.

I actually laughed at this one.

I didn't think anyone would, its an old one. Like Baldguy old.

Are you making fun of one of your member, Baldguy?

What? That sentence made no sense. He said he was the oldest here, so I figured I would put that...no offense to any one...lol

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:16 am

sorry ! but who is Chuck Norris?

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:47 am

Rashid Sayed wrote:: sorry ! but who is Chuck Norris?

OMG dont let him hear you say that lol Chuck Norris is a kickboxer i think? But he did movies where he is always a hero that blows stuff up then he was on a cheesy tv show walker texas ranger. But in america we make him out to be a super human and we make jokes talking about how amazing he is lol

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Mon Aug 03, 2009 9:45 am

[quote="IA Harvey Dent"]

Rashid Sayed wrote:: sorry ! but who is Chuck Norris?

He is no one, but he is everyone.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:05 am

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Mon Aug 03, 2009 1:58 pm

In the beggining of time god said let there be light and chuck norris said say pretty please.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:46 am

does he has some videos
?

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:36 pm

Rashid Sayed wrote:: does he has some videos
?

Uh, I don't know.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:22 am

Rashid Sayed wrote:: does he has some videos
?

Boflex commercials its a workout machine.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:48 pm

IA Harvey Dent wrote:

Rashid Sayed wrote:: does he has some videos
?

Boflex commercials its a workout machine.

You can watch Chuck Norris and get fit.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:52 pm

atyre5 wrote:

IA Harvey Dent wrote:

Rashid Sayed wrote:: does he has some videos
?

Boflex commercials its a workout machine.

You can watch Chuck Norris and get fit.

You cant watch chuck norris. chuck norris watches you. And if you can see chuck norris your going to die. if you cant see chuck norris you may be seconds away from death.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:04 am

than if its harmful for health and than how i can i go for it?

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:25 am

IA Harvey Dent wrote:

atyre5 wrote:

IA Harvey Dent wrote:

Rashid Sayed wrote:: does he has some videos
?

Boflex commercials its a workout machine.

You can watch Chuck Norris and get fit.

You cant watch chuck norris. chuck norris watches you. And if you can see chuck norris your going to die. if you cant see chuck norris you may be seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris is brother.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:40 am

atyre5 wrote:

Keith Deitz wrote:

atyre5 wrote:

Keith Deitz wrote:

atyre5 wrote:: Giraffes aren't real, Chuck Norris just upper cutted a horse.

I actually laughed at this one.

I didn't think anyone would, its an old one. Like Baldguy old.

Are you making fun of one of your member, Baldguy?

What? That sentence made no sense. He said he was the oldest here, so I figured I would put that...no offense to any one...lol

Hey - don't anyone worry about offending me - I have broad shoulders, I can dish it out as well as I can take it. So friendly jabbing like this is totally fine. I actually laughed when I read this - peed a little too !!!! LOL !!!!

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:49 am

BTW - iTunes pays Chuck Norris .99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:29 pm

Baldguy71 wrote:: BTW - iTunes pays Chuck Norris .99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Hahahaha. Chuck norrris does not use protection cause nothing can protect you from chuck norris.

Subject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:59 pm

This is one of my favorites.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.