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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes   Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:22 pm

Chuck Norris...That is all I have to say!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes   Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:45 am

There is no theory of evolution - just a list of creatures Chuck Norris let live.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes   Fri Aug 07, 2009 12:49 pm

Keith Deitz wrote:
Chuck Norris...That is all I have to say!

GOOD ONE!!! WOOOHOOOO!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes   Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:25 pm

Chuck Norris doesnt have to work out his beard does it for him.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes   Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:38 pm

Chuck Norris' hand is the only had that beats a royal flush
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes   Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:28 pm

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes   Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:10 am

IA Harvey Dent wrote:
Chuck Norris doesnt have to work out his beard does it for him.

That doesn't make any sense...even for a joke. lol
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes   Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:03 am

When there is a fire - you stop , drop & roll

When there's a Chuck Norris, you stop, drop & DIE !!!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes   Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:04 am

Chuck Norris CAN unscramble an egg !!!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes   Tue Aug 18, 2009 5:21 pm

YOU can't touch MC Hammer.
But Chuck Norris can.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes   Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:52 am

Chuck Norris had a paper route when he was younger...there were no survivors.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes   Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:04 pm

Teri Lea wrote:
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
is that guy alright? lol
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes   Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:59 am

Chuck Norris is the only one who could put Humpty Dumpty together again
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes   Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:49 pm

If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, he has more than you.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes   Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:49 pm

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If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, he has more than you.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes   Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:31 am

Keith Deitz wrote:
atyre5 wrote:
If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, he has more than you.

Thats cute,
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes   Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:55 pm

lol. You know it is funny.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes   Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:59 am

that image is BAM! Really funny!
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes   Tue Sep 01, 2009 6:16 pm

Kinda funny.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris jokes   Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:45 pm

whats the diff. between kinda funny and funny?
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